Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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