I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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