this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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