Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
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We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
dude. I can hear the air.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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