whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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