GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize
