I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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