Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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