Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Operation Purity has been aborted
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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