My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You ate ashes out of my bong
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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