i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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