i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
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new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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