you mean i was at the winter classic?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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