That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
smell my finger.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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