i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it