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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.

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• (631): View more from New York

  he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing

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  These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.

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• (626): View more from California

  For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.

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  I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood

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• (914): View more from New York

  My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.

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