Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL