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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.

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• (916): View more from California

  I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.

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• (323): View more from California

  I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.

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• (714): View more from California

  The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (707): View more from California

  She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Stop whining I left you with whiskey

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  YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us

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