We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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