I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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