Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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