yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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