i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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