If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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