stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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