just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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