this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
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Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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