There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
