who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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