Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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