We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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