I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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