oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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