Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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