i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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