Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
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i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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