im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
he shaved USA in his pubs
Banned from zoo.
Again?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Randomize
