In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Randomize
