sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize
