We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
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Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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