Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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