god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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