whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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