I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.