YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola