What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend