What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
