You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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