Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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