dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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