just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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