For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I got inside last night via doggy door
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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