Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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