did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
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FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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