So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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