just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Reggie can tackle my bush.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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