My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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